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April 26, 2024

 

On Wednesday, August 20, 2014 the idiot blogger posted this mess:

Good News for John Fallows!

 
We’ve been somewhat puzzled about why John Fallows (Roy, Crusty, Starchie, Chip, lew, etc) hasn’t posted anything on Phil Hendrie Show Fans about his current predicament, since he assured us that the founder of that website would verify his claims.  We thought he would sound the alarm right away!

 

I said you should ask Justin Luey.  Have you? 

It’s like High Noon in Hadleyville over there.
So we’re going to do it for him later today!  You’re welcome!  Can you guess which post we’re going to link to?
We’re even going to take the extra step of posting and linking on Ipokesmot’s very own Message Board, Chimpland.  (rules?  There are none!) We’ll suspend our disbelief just for John.  Maybe, out of the goodness of his heart, Ipokesmot will agree to help somehow. 

Maybe you could get the information from IPS’s hosting company.  How does that sound? Maybe you could contact twitter?  Contact Justin Luey?

Update:  Oh, I get it now.  You are driving traffic to chimpland to sell advertising.  So you are or know IPS.


He really should, we think.  Maybe “Poke” doesn’t realize how affectionate and conciliatory John Fallows is toward him.  Why, he even thoughtfully answered tweets directed at @Ipokesm0t  whether they included his name or not!  John included Ipokesmot’s  name in tweets to other people because he thought “Poke” would be interested! 
Maybe that isn’t how you or I would act toward someone who had the power to make or break a case that included criminal harassment, copyright infringement, fraud, etc. but……slow fade to what the (obscenity) is John thinking to do such stupid (obscenity).

 
So are you Phil?  IPS?  The ‘bounty’ hunter?  Or just some bored, brain-dead idiot?  What is it you think I did to you?  Care to share your name, brave boy?

Posted by crimecompendium at 12:59 PM No comments:

We were really hoping we wouldn’t have to do this but……

POP!!!

Sorry.

John has hung his every hope and dream on this strange shred of information

So if fallows was not in virginia in 2012 how do you explain poke being there in 2012?

He somehow extrapolated proof of his innocence from our post showing that the likelihood of Ipokesmot and John Fallows being two different people who don’t know each other (although John Fallows oddly seems to know where Zanny— oops we mean Ipokesmot lives) drops dramatically when they both have connections to the same counties in two states, Arizona and Virginia.

Zanny?  Ok… Slow it way way down for everybody, professor.

We’ll speak s-l-o-w-l-y for you, John. The title of the post was a rhetorical question, OK?
As far as we know, you don’t have to physically be in a state to link to a website that caters to a very small audience. Since you know where “Poke” lives even though you don’t know him, why don’t you give him a call, introduce yourself and ask him how the hell he happened to post a picture from a website in a county that just happens to be the one you moved to in January 2013, OK? 
We know you weren’t living in Virginia in 2012.
We know you drove to your parent’s house in Pleasant View, Utah and moved to Virginia after the holidays.
We know you were skiing there. We know where you were skiing there. 
We know you drove through Sandy, Utah and that you removed that information from your waze account on Twitter which you signed up for under the name “harvey wireman”.
We know you deleted two posts under the Ipokesmot name on dawgsaloon on December 27 and we know that one mentioned skiing and the other mentioned moving. 

What in the hell is dawgsaloon? You say ‘we’ a lot.  Do the voices in your head have different names?

We have screen captures of all of it.

Lets see, boss.  I’m mildly interested.

There is no second person named Ipokesmot anywhere. Sure, you can continue to believe that your (obscenity) up and having Ipokesmot post something you found on fairfaxunderground.com is a big plus if you want to, and maybe it is. The sooner your family sees how far you’ve spun off the reels the sooner you’ll get the help you need.

I’d also like to see these mysterious fairfax posts please.  Thrilling!  So, are you IPS?  

A reminder to you.  We’re a resource center.  We offer information that other people can use.  We’re telling the truth.  You’re not.

You might think you’re telling the truth.  The fact is that Phil has been fed misinformation and just ran with it like a real amateur.  Would really like to know the name of this ‘bounty’ hunter.  Might shed some light into the whole situation.  You smart enough to get that information?
Posted by crimecompendium at 11:23 AM No comments: 
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