Does playing Wildheart Guff make anyone else really happy? – August 5, 2022 at 08:49PM

Wildheart Guff is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It’s just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at five mana you drop him on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you mana crystals to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 5 armor that can kill aggro plans but usually is too harmless to be removed.

But more than the WG is just so positive. It comes on the board like “Growth and Life and Happiness and Friends!” and I’m like “yeah Growth? Happiness? Friends? let’s do this shit” and when he attacks he’s like “HIGH FIVE” and I’m like “yeah you fight SO FRIENDLY.” He doesn’t say some bullshit macho shit like “I am Elise Starseeker, and you will NOT get away with this >:(” he’s just like “nah I fight for my friends.” And he looks so happy. I mean this is a tauren literally sent to pick flowers for a GDPK. It understands it’s life is a constant struggle for survival and the dude is just fucking loving it. I mean look at his face he’s just so happy.

I am literally never sad when Guff is on board. IDK if he’s gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now he (or she) a pretty chill card